Will Eldrick Woods ever stop lying about the circumstances of Elin and the golf club?

I know I’m getting tired of his fable that the scorned wife had nothing to do with him playing smash-em-up with a tree.

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10 Responses to “Will Eldrick Woods ever stop lying about the circumstances of Elin and the golf club?”

  1. * La Bong * says:

    Who cares, he’s a turd.

  2. isawmarty says:

    He has to save face. How does it look for a male athlete to get whooped by his wife?

    David Letterman had a “top ten modern Christmas carols” in December, and one of them was this masterpiece:

    “Here comes Tiger Woods, here comes Tiger Woods
    Driving very fast
    Here comes Elin Woods with a seven wood
    Clobbering Tiger’s (butt).”

  3. Kaidoi says:

    Yes I am alittle doubful about his answer too, its makes his whole apology questionable. Number one which he brought up, is he had never used enhancing drugs to help his performance!? That would really upset me if that is ever discovered. As a golfer I do reallly don’t care about his personal life. Elin and Tiger are the only ones who really know the real story and it isn’t over yet?

  4. raymond says:

    From a cops perspective, She lit him up. They got into it, She had enough of his
    bullshit, and she lit him up. Did she attack him physically No one knows, Not
    even the FHP. They never got within Physical sighting of him. All done over the
    phone and through attorneys. Was he going to file a criminal complaint against
    the women that learned his ass had been doing the big bump with who knows
    how many different skanks. Hell NO. She already owns 1/2 of him. And if she
    pushes the envelope she could own all of him. I haven’t talked to any PD sources
    down there, this has nothing to do with me. Except as a fan of the game of golf.

    But from a educated guess point of view, She had him in her sights and was
    getting ready to the lay the big one on em. He cut a trail out of Dodge shootin
    over his shoulder, Wasn’t looking where is ponies were running, and he ate
    a fire hydrant and a tree, Rest is history.

  5. pokerjoev says:

    Ask him.

  6. Walter XI JPA says:

    I’d just like to know why women aren’t arrested for domestic violence ??

    Equal protection under the law and all that other nonsensical stuff.

  7. Kyle J says:

    Who the FU*K cares??? That’s why if I were Tiger I wouldn’t have apologized to the whole world. He doesn’t OWE ANY OF YOU MOTHERF*CKERS SHYT so get the hell over it already! You racist white people I tell you. John Daly can get into ALL KINDS of trouble and behave like an idiot on the course, yet you LOVE the man. GTFOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. mbl says:

    I believe him. He would be too risky to lie about that. If she did hit him, he would’ve just said it was a private matter and not addressed it.

  9. dmartin2214 says:

    It really doesn’t matter

  10. Ml says:

    You have no clue, what you are talking about #1…I was playing cards w/ him that night…know the REAL STORY…not the tabloid crap, you are referring to. The media created this frenzy, rumors, 3/4 of the women involved…you’re just another fool, that buys into all that. ROFLMAO!!!

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